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I have three - three! (3) - scheduled reminders on my phone to remind me to pay my cable bill. This is the second month in a row that I’ve missed them all. 😩 Adulting isn’t working out for me, I quit 💃

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In case you needed something perfectly wholesome to get you through the first day after a holiday weekend 👇

I'm Mr Blightside@babadooknukem.bsky.social

Just found a subreddit that pairs people with fucked up balls of string with people who love detangling balls of string and it is *very* wholesome

I say this a lot but: your phone should have a passcode lock. Don’t use biometrics. Your fingerprint or faceID can be obtained without your consent (and without a warrant). Use the passcode lock, and enable the kill switch that deletes your data after 10 failed logins.

Joseph Cox@josephcox.bsky.social

millions of people are using malware to spy on their partners' phones. I spoke with @zackwhittaker.com about the truly staggering scale of the stalkerware/spouseware problem Watch, subscribe here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLb4...

It’s starting to warm up out there again, so it’s time for a little how-to for client hygiene 🧼🧴🫧 Buckle up, it’s time for a thread! 🧵 Rule 1) Take a shower.

It’s starting to warm up out there again, so it’s time for a little how-to for client hygiene 🧼🧴🫧 Buckle up, it’s time for a thread! 🧵 Rule 1) Take a shower.

Throwback to these super fun giantess fan pic creations (me crushing the tesla is still my favorite)

Throwback to these super fun giantess fan pic creations (me crushing the tesla is still my favorite)

General FYI for clients: Wearing lots of cologne is actually not sexy, please please please don’t do it. Please just use the shower, thoroughly. Cologne is a common migraine and allergy trigger too, so it’s a really considerate thing to wear it sparingly or not at all 🤗

Multiple videos in my feed this morning about how Sam Seder completely destroyed Jillian Michaels, so now I’m curious. I know I’ve said it before but I’m enjoying Sam’s silver fox era for a number of different reasons

Why is it always the nerdy ones that are packing baseball bats in their pants Like holy shit where did that thing come from? Yall are so unassuming on the outside

There was that one time I was inside a camping trailer when it filled up with propane gas and exploded If not for that I might still be freezing my ass off in Maine, so ultimately it was a good thing

Written by Uju ✍🏽@writtenbyuju.bsky.social

What happened to you that changed the entire trajectory of your life?

Pretty sure this bird was designed in a 1998 goth/industrial club

Biollante@bivouacchillin.bsky.social

Razorbills have the slickest design in the animal kingdom. They look like they were made by Yves Saint Laurent

Send a tip if you’d like to snuggle up between my knees 🤗 CA: $BookSmartAssistants V: BookSmart-Assistants

Send tips so I can spend the day in bed listening to dirty audiobooks? 🥹 CA: $BookSmartAssistants V: BookSmart-Assistants