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Physical therapy but it's just a woman who slaps me while I struggle to accept a compliment

Bluesky network6h ago

People keep saying "you're taller than I realized!" on the first meetup from bumble and I realized like 90% of my pictures are at The Angle™, but whenever I try to take a more accurate one it just comes out like

Frieren looking up but with a horribly skewed perspective. Girl's all neck and no face.
Bluesky network7h ago

One time I serenaded a woman I really liked in a Waffle House parking lot along the highway in Florida. She was very clearly whelmed and at the end an elderly waitress came out and clapped before she went on a smoke break. I still consider this to be some of my best flirting.

Bluesky network1d ago

I decided to make it official.

Bluesky network1d ago

estrogen is good shit (2022 vs 2024)

Pre HRT me at a lame-ass gig I was literally removed from for being trans.
Bluesky network2d ago

Holy shit. I know I'm like late to the party with Isabel Fall's work, but Helicopter Story is SO obscenely good. The way it captures the processing of gender, euphoria, and dysphoria in the somewhat absurdist context of the attack helicopter meme is unbelievably well done.

Bluesky network3d ago

I can't tell if I'm anxious, hungry, lonely, or horny anymore. I just cycle through the routine until I stop feeling sad.

Bluesky network5d ago

Learning about niche collective nouns for my course and I learned a polycule of equally dysfunctional trans women is called a clusterfuck. Scientists are crazy.

Bluesky network6d ago

Separated my absolute depravity-following account from my writing account but all it does is make me consider whether things are publicly acceptable horny likes or if they belong on the shame account.

Bluesky network9d ago

Dennis and Mac helping to set up Charlie's dating profile in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, the scene where he keeps mentioning he likes little green ghouls.
Bluesky network9d ago

Praying mantis with a speech bubble indicating it is speaking the quoted post.
Bluesky network14d ago

Just in case the algorithm works for any of you losers (affectionate)

Bluesky network14d ago

Them: Cool! So what was the inspiration for the story? Me, about the book I desperately hope justifies my missing childhood: big woman, strong... with sword

Bluesky network14d ago

Writing Tip! Put words on the page, but make sure they're good words that people wanna see with their eyeballs.

Bluesky network16d ago

Nevermind, I actually love the attention economy and AI and marketing. I'm a huge fan of capitalism and how it directly influences the creative process toward homogeneity and predictability. Thank GOD vendors enforce moral standards on people with a creative spark.

Bluesky network18d ago

The way in which the world forces artists to think about marketing and monetization at every step of the creative process is genuinely tragic. Hot take, I know. I just have no interest in competition and algorithms and keywords and discoverability and blehhhhhh. I just wanna write for fucks sake.

Bluesky network18d ago

Holy fuck, I tried bumping down my addiction to looking cool (vaping) and I forgot how awful this shit is. Almost as bad as caffeine.

Bluesky network20d ago

So Tomadatchi life is just Animal Crossing without the furries? What is even the point? I don't wanna live in a world where I don't owe a tanuki money for rent.

Bluesky network22d ago