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The long arm of @theonion.com finds me again.

The Onion@theonion.com

Once-Adventurous Salmon Can’t Believe She Ended Up Moving Back To Birthplace, Having A Bunch Of Kids https://theonion.com/once-adventurous-salmon-can-t-believe-she-ended-up-movi-1825827223/

“Look how they massacred my boy”

Charlie Stross@cstross.bsky.social

Google Just Patented The End Of Your Website: https://www.forbes.com/sites/joetoscano1/2026/03/06/google-just-patented-the-end-of-your-website/ (For once the clickbait headline is accurate: google's planning on swapping their own AI-generated summaries for the website you just tried to view.)

I think about this a lot. Still waiting on my Dad to make his chess move…

laura olin@lauraolin.bsky.social

I need to write about the thousand tiny heartbreaking digital artifacts that happen when a friend dies

@textfiles.com you’ll love this feel good story.

Jennifer Ouellette@jenlucpiquant.bsky.social

Two lost Doctor Who episodes found in a dead collector's home videos boingboing.net/2026/03/13/t...

Can't wait for this new Extraction Looter game. Like Arc Raiders but you're one of 30 beavers dropped into an out-of-balance wilderness. Dam up streams, collect resources, fight for survival, heal nature.

Jennifer Ouellette@jenlucpiquant.bsky.social

Idaho once dropped 76 beavers from airplanes—on purpose www.popsci.com/environment/...

@dansinker.com Is that one entire town in NW Canada still for sale?

My new thing is running the text of executive orders through AI with the prompt "Assume a bad actor wrote this, how could it be used nefariously?"

It can still be Standard Time if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing.

* found a desk to work from * bought crypto * hodled crypto * watched CPAC * bought chainsaw and sunglasses

I don't know what I miss more - Pixel fonts, or the top notch eyesight I had back when we used those lil doods everywhere.

"Ah...welcome to the Frequently Used emoji tray ole' fingers crossed🤞. First time here? Well, hope you're making yourself at home."

Not gonna lie, the Super Bowl outcome and halftime has given me a bit of renewed hope today. It was like a glimpse into another timeline. The one we deserve. Today I fight.

Yup that was me crying in the Dog Man movie theater with my boys today. Great message that hit v close to home during these tough times.

I love when music that doesn’t feel like you’re listening to music, rather you’ve turned the dial to your own internal soundtrack or you’re wading in a stream of beautiful humanity. This is That. open.spotify.com/track/3K2O5q... During these insane times it’s key to find these moments. Love ya’ll.

I'm currently in the AXS waiting room to buy Kruder Dorfmeister presale tix in Chicago. 🤞😱🤞 They'll be touring to play 'The K&D Sessions' in its entirety for a 25th anniversary treat. Un.Real. kruderdorfmeister.com

“Now it’s your turn to stand guard - may you all be the keeper of the flame. May you keep the faith.” Lead from the heart. Thanks Joe. 🕶️

Booo.👎 "Message limit reached for Claude 3.5 Sonnet until 2:00 AM."

Tax the ‘mish

Bits@bitshammer.bsky.social

This really sums up how I feel presently. I lost my voice over the past few years but If we‘re gonna get through this at all, it’s because we do it together — I’m here and stronger than ever to help carry the load.

Aaron Silvers Lining Playbook@cut.buzz

ok.. I'm not saying "I'm back" in a ppl/community-organizing context, but something just kinda woke up inside me, remembering I have a superpower and I'm supposed to do something responsible with it. I didn't know what to do in 2016. I think I know how to start now. Let's see where I go from here

I spent most of my Saturday night seasoning a molcajete. 🌾🫘🧂🌿